Caylee's death accidentally self-inflicted?

One reader of our blog offers another suggestion to the mysterious disappearance and death of Caylee after seeing strange, bright lights in the woods where Caylee Anthony's remains were found. Here is the hypothesis:

1. Caylee sleepwalks while the rest of the family is asleep.

2. She walks several blocks to the area where they found her remains.

3. She wakes up, is scared and astral projects herself through a wormhole into the future.

4. She spends 31 days in the future and learns the technology of time travel.

5. Two of the secrets of successful time travel back to the past involve covering at least two facial orifices with tape and  encasing oneself in a large plastic bag.

6. Caylee travels back in time to the same place she astral projected herself from.

7. She hits her head on the supposedly “cut down” tree and accidently kills herself.

8. She remains there until she is finally discovered.

Thanks, and keep the theories coming. Casey is innocent!

Damn you Van Helsing!

Caylee's death, a stake through the heart?

Duct tape? Chloroform? Drowning in a pool? All piss poor excuses to explain the true act that claimed the life of Caylee Anthony. You want the truth, good, you can handle the truth – and you’re about to get it! Photos have come to light which really help shed perspective on a much more likely path of actions leading to Caylee’s death.

Do you remember Bat Boy??? He made headlines in 1992 as a 12-year-old boy found in a cave, half bat, half boy (A.K.A. Vampire). This story was originally covered by Weekly World News. Fast-forward about 14 years, and Bat Boy has now become handsome, strapping, Bat “Man.”

Casey Anthony, a notoriously loving mother, did have a bit of a darkside when it came to men. Even though she was, and still is, an outstanding mother (and mother figure) she always sought comfort in a man with a personality of that of a “Bad Boy.”

For whatever reason, Bat Boy (now Bat “Man”) came to Orlando (we heard it was to attend ‘Goth Night’ at ‘Independent Bar’ Downtown, although this is only rumored at this point) in October of 2009. At this point in time is where he met Casey. The two became close, and lovers. Ultimately he not only bit her and converted her to a vampire herself, but also got her pregnant with a vampire baby, later to be named Caylee.

(On a side note, we’ve received information that protection was used to prevent insemination, but the spermicidal lubricant used in condoms does not kill the sperm of those whom are already dead (Vampires), as they contain some sort of “Super-Sperm” according to mainstream science.)

Fast-forward 9 to 10 months and Caylee is born. Word of this baby reaches vampire hunters worldwide, as Bat Boy had a falling out with Casey and made the birth of their child known. Armed with this knowledge an elaborate assassination was planned, and ultimately carried out. However, with all the bribery and political influence the “Guild of Vampire Hunters”, it was not enough to frame Casey of the murder of her daughter, and she was acquitted.

This is further evidence that CASEY IS INNOCENT, and Caylee’s disappearance was conspired and executed by that of a world-wide group of vampire hunters endless trying to carry out their mission to rid Bat Boy and his seed from this 3rd rock from the sun.

Where, Wolf?

Caylee Anthony is still alive!

We were recently informed that Caylee Anthony may very well still be alive. This is great news as Casey, her loving mother, has been heartbroken and endlessly weeping in a Florida jail cell, yearning for the day her and her baby can be together again.

After doing a little fact checking, we found that indeed there was a full moon on the night in question of Caylee's "disappearance." There was even a police report filed by the Anthony's neighbors stating, "...Ear piercing screams followed by a loud howling noise..." which was preventing the neighbors from falling asleep around 10:55PM that evening.

What makes this scenario even more intriguing is that Lisa Lebanowski, a 3-year-old girl who live 2 blocks from the Anothonys, was reported missing the very next morning. There were no clues to her disappearance, and in much amazement to the Orlando police department, her parents fled the country before questioning. While this case was brushed under the rug, and much less publicized due to the drama and complexity of the Casey Anothony situation, it raises an interesting question.

Is it possible the remains found in the woods were not those of Caylee Anthony, but rather those of of little Lisa Lebanowski?

Does anyone else find it odd, that on the night of Caylee's original "disappearance," there was the only  full moon of that month? Obnoxious howling from the Anthony residence? 2 little girls go missing, only 1 found, but no DNA evidence to prove exactly whose the body was? And all this taking place within blocks of scene? We do not!

Read between the lines people. Caylee is a WEREWOLF! She is out there, alive and well, waiting to be reunited with her mother. This just goes to prove that the jury made an excellent decision in their "Not Guilty" verdict, as there are alternative scenarios supporting that - CASEY IS INNOCENT.

Calm down Bra, she didn't do it

"Another miscarriage of justice." I THINK NOT!

...Although it does take a special kind of asshole to go off on a rant of this caliber.

Don't HATE!

 

Clearly both parties in this photo are innocent of any crimes charged against them by their state.

This iPhone photo is proof that Casey was preoccupied with making another love-child on the night in question. The only reason this evidence was thrown out in court is because the subsequent photos were too hot and sexy to be admissible.

It's to our knowledge that the judge didn't want to have all the men in the courtroom standing around with their kickstands in full-salute to this grieving mother, and we don't blame them. Someone could loose an eye that way. Although this is the only photo from that night officially leaked, we are told there will be more to come.

Keep The Juice loose... and that goes for for you too, Casey! Let your essence flow like water.

We're Getting there!

Hold tight advocators of Justice! We are still gathering compelling information of other alternative theories as to who and how these atrocious crimes were committed. Hopefully we will begin posting this astonishing evidence within the next couple of days!